Johnnie Walker The White Walker Edition

Remarkable booze that would revive the living dead.

When the white walkers stumbled about in Westeros, we knew Johnnie Walker had to do a special expression with a pun on it. And it's here, both winter and a limited edition of blended Scotch Whisky celebrating the unstoppable force of the pale ice zombies. HBO and JW owner Diageo teamed up and created something to soothe our waiting aches before the last season comes next year.

It's a cool blend of two single malt Scotches from Cardhu and Clynelish distilleries in northern Scotland, the real place by the Wall. It's meant to be served glacial cold and when you put the bottle in a freezer, the white and blue thermochromic ink will glow like the diabolical eyes of those fantastic ghouls.

And how do spectral man-eating monsters taste? Probably not great, but luckily, the White Walker blend tastes amazing with rich vanilla and red fruits flavors. It's smooth and unstoppable, like if the Night King played a sexy sax solo while his minions ate your face. So when Westeros is finally invaded by the zombies, you'll have a strong companion to keep your sword calm. How do you say "cheers" in Skroth?